Last Night I Wuz Attacked by a Leafy Green Monster

I only remember being in a white hallway. At one end was a large monster, leaves protruding from his body, with terrifying, bulging eyes. Normally, I would probably have run. But not this time.  I kicked at him ferociously, yelling out something like “TABLAGGGHHH”!  I know, because it was loud enough to wake me up.  Also, my husband, wearing his C-PAP asked, “What’s going on!” “I kicked a monster,” I said. He replied, (muffled) – “You kicked me!”

I think as my leg was landing from my gigantuan effort, it plopped onto his. I’m sorry, honey.  Switching from salads to more protein might be good for me.  I had chicken with spaghetti sauce and pepperoni’s for lunch.  I did kick that salad-man’s butt though.  Now as long as I can keep from dreaming about “Pizza, the Hut”…

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2 thoughts on “Last Night I Wuz Attacked by a Leafy Green Monster”

  1. How funny! All because of my asking you yesterday if you were getting enough protein? Beware of Pizza the Hut! 😉

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